me:
i will wait for you to sweep me off my feet and marry me
boy:
are you serious?
me:
provided that you shake off those fats
(okay this is a very redundant comment)
boy:
i will get you the nicest gown ever!
(read: awwwww...)

i dont care if this is a humbug or not :D

dear boy,
i miss you being my childhood friend, you were the reason i looked forward to each tormenting tuition session. you always have such great faith in me, and still do. i wish we would hang out (since you live just a walk away) and be best friends, like how we used to.

I'm sticking with you
'Cos I'm made out of glue

[I-NEED-A-TAG :D]